You’re partying and drinking with your friends and you’re having the time of your life until you look at the clock and notice the time. You have to wake up early tomorrow for work, and you know that you have to leave soon. Having fun is awesome but you still have to be responsible, and sometimes that results in a self-enforced bedtime and leaving the party early. But you can’t just leave. You need to have an evacuation plan. You don’t want to draw attention to the fact that you’re leaving, because you don’t want to be a party pooper. There are a few ways to make your escape. You can silently ninja-slip out without saying any goodbyes. You can pretend like you’re going out for a phone call and that you’ll be right back, and then you run away. Or you can wait for the mass exodus, when a cluster of three or more people leaves at the same time. Then you can say your goodbyes and still leave without causing a fuss. You should always be prepared and know how and when to make your escape. When you see your opportunity, you gotta take it.
Critically Rated at 12/17
Written, Rated and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young