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A Pen With No Ink

On the odd occasion that you need to write something down, you’ll grab a piece of paper and a writing utensil, either a pencil or a pen. You have to sharpen pencils, but pens are always good to go. For the most part. Sometimes they fool you and don’t have any ink. I hate being tricked and I especially don’t like getting beaten by a pen. A pen with no ink is beyond useless. It’s just a hollow plastic tube now. MacGyver wouldn’t even be able to do anything with it.

Critically Rated at 1/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Loadbearing Nutella

Nutella is a delicious chocolate hazelnut spread. It’s great on crepes and on waffles and for supporting broken refrigerator shelves. There’s a broken shelf in my fridge that can’t support any weight. I had a brilliant MacGyver moment and grabbed a jar of Nutella to hold up the shelf. Loadbearing Nutella is delicious and practical, and works best when teamed up with a neglected can of salmon.

Critically Rated at 9/17

loadbearing nutella

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