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Knives are the deadliest utensil. If you’re gonna be stranded on a desert island with only one kitchen utensil, it would be a knife. You can cut things, stab things, spear things, slice things; they are very versatile. I am convinced that Jews invented the knife because you can use a knife to cut open a bag of bagels, slice a bagel in half and spread your cream cheese and lox around.

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