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Denim Jacket

A denim jacket (sometimes called a jean jacket) is a jacket made from denim. It’s an integral part of a Canadian tuxedo. There was a time when denim jackets were perfectly acceptable, but that time has passed. Denim jackets are kind of like poodle skirts. They were cool. Once. A long time ago. They were a fad. You shouldn’t still be wearing them. You should only wear them on special occasions, like on ‘80s nights and at costume parties. I’m not going to mock you if you choose to wear a denim jacket in your everyday life. At least not to your face. It’s way more fun to talk shit about you behind your back.

Critically Rated at 6/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Canadian Tuxedo

Jeans are awesome. They are the best type of pants. They are comfortable, they are durable, and they look good with almost anything. The only thing that jeans don’t go with is a jean jacket. Rocking a denim jacket with a pair of jeans is a fashion faux pas. It’s commonly called the Canadian tuxedo. Yes, there is such a thing as too much denim. I have no fashion sense whatsoever, but even I know to avoid the Canadian tuxedo. A Canadian tuxedo is like opening the Ark of the Covenant, it might be a gift from God but you will die if you look at it directly. Only a few people can get away with it (mostly Canadians, Europeans, and some celebrities), most people need to be aware of excessive denim in their outfits.

Critically Rated at 7/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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