A denim jacket (sometimes called a jean jacket) is a jacket made from denim. It’s an integral part of a Canadian tuxedo. There was a time when denim jackets were perfectly acceptable, but that time has passed. Denim jackets are kind of like poodle skirts. They were cool. Once. A long time ago. They were a fad. You shouldn’t still be wearing them. You should only wear them on special occasions, like on ‘80s nights and at costume parties. I’m not going to mock you if you choose to wear a denim jacket in your everyday life. At least not to your face. It’s way more fun to talk shit about you behind your back.
Critically Rated at 6/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young