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Asking to Steal a Fry

It’s lunchtime at McDonald and you’re munching on some McNuggets. Your friend got a burger and some fries, and those fries are looking mighty tasty. You start craving them but you don’t want to pay for any. That’s when you resort to asking to steal a fry. It’s a casual way of getting permission to eat his food and it also makes him more willing to share them. You could just grab a handful of fries and shove them in your mouth, but it’s more polite to ask if before you take any. It’s always better to ask for approval rather than assuming that it’s ok. Besides, you’re not actually stealing anything if you ask to steal it. Right?

Critically Rated at 12/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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The Biggest French Fry

You are hungry and broke. Only a few places will accept five bucks and give you a meal in return. McDonald’s is one of those places. You order a value meal, which comes with a drink, a burger/sandwich, and French fries. The burger/sandwich is mediocre and the soda is flat and pathetic. But the fries are usually always decent. And there is always one big French fry. It stands out. The one big fry that came from a mutant potato that’s bigger than your head. It is a sign of freedom, of being an American and feeling like you are entitled to the world. I hope everyone can experience the biggest French fry.

Critically Rated at 14/17

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