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September 28, 2014 · 1:42 pm

Do Shit/Douche It

The other day I heard a coworker bitching about another coworker and how his lazy ass doesn’t do shit. She said do shit, but I heard douche it, and that made me laugh. It made me laugh a lot. You see, they sound very similar, but douche it is much more crass and that makes it much more funny. It makes you wonder why she would complain about a guy who doesn’t douche it. He doesn’t do shit, he doesn’t even douche it. Personally I don’t care if he doesn’t do shit, but I really don’t want to see him douche it.

Critically Rated at 12/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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December 12, 2013 · 9:45 am

Douche

Douche is a great word. A douche is either a feminine hygienic product, an effective insult, or a sound effect. A douche is a device that women use them to flush out and rinse their vaginas, which helps get rid of bacteria and unwanted odors. Douche has also become a slang word for an arrogant motherfucker. You can say douche bag for more emphasis if they are really being obnoxious. For some reason, adding bag to it makes it sound harsher. Douche is also a great sound effect for play fighting. Throw a slow motion uppercut at your friend and say Douche! when you make contact. Bam! Douche! Pow! See how satisfying that is? And it sounds natural. Douche is a powerful word. Use it wisely.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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