The other day I heard a coworker bitching about another coworker and how his lazy ass doesn’t do shit. She said do shit, but I heard douche it, and that made me laugh. It made me laugh a lot. You see, they sound very similar, but douche it is much more crass and that makes it much more funny. It makes you wonder why she would complain about a guy who doesn’t douche it. He doesn’t do shit, he doesn’t even douche it. Personally I don’t care if he doesn’t do shit, but I really don’t want to see him douche it.
Critically Rated at 12/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young