Douche

Douche is a great word. A douche is either a feminine hygienic product, an effective insult, or a sound effect. A douche is a device that women use them to flush out and rinse their vaginas, which helps get rid of bacteria and unwanted odors. Douche has also become a slang word for an arrogant motherfucker. You can say douche bag for more emphasis if they are really being obnoxious. For some reason, adding bag to it makes it sound harsher. Douche is also a great sound effect for play fighting. Throw a slow motion uppercut at your friend and say Douche! when you make contact. Bam! Douche! Pow! See how satisfying that is? And it sounds natural. Douche is a powerful word. Use it wisely.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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