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Shoebox

A shoebox is a box that holds or once held a pair of shoes. The name is kind of misleading; it makes you think that there is only one shoe inside. It should be called a “Pair of Shoes Box”. Shoeboxes are very practical. You can use them to hold a pair of shoes like the name suggests. But once you’ve purchased the shoes and they are on your feet, the box has a whole bunch of exciting career opportunities. It can be a box that you store money in. Perhaps a young child can use it to make a diorama for English class. You can use it to hold knick-knacks or assorted memorabilia from your childhood. You can even put a bunch of useless shit in it, bury it, and call it a time capsule. The possibilities are endless. I currently have four shoeboxes in my room, and only one of them has shoes in it. The rest have urban treasures. Shoebox. Shoebox. Shoebox. Word has lost all meaning.

Critically Rated at 11/17

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