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Michelle Williams

Michelle Williams was a member of one of the biggest female R&B groups of all. You know her songs but you don’t know her name. She was the other chick in Destiny’s Child. You definitely know Beyoncé. You might know Kelly Rowland. You totally forgot about Michelle Williams. It’s ok to admit it, she’s not that memorable. Beyoncé became Beyoncé. Kelly Rowland has had a little solo success. But Michelle Williams dropped off the face of the Earth. Wikipedia says she released a solo gospel album, but nobody listens to gospel so nobody heard it and nobody bought it. She’s not not even the most famous Michelle Williams anymore. The white actress is the one that pops up first when you Google her name. She’s been usurped.
Critically Rated at 8/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young


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Pixie Cut

A pixie cut is a popular hairstyle for women, but it shouldn’t be. It’s a short haircut along the sides and back of the head, and slightly longer on the top. Pixie cuts are super trendy right now for some stupid reason and I don’t know why. Girls are supposed to have long hair. Very few girls can pull off a pixie cut and still look good. Emma Watson had one. Beyoncé had one. Jennifer Lawrence just got one. They are all insanely gorgeous women with a terrible haircut in common. None of them can make it work. You shouldn’t even attempt it unless your name is Tinker Bell. You’ll end up looking like Peter Pan. The problem with a pixie cut is that it looks like a little boy’s haircut. And it’s hard for women to look sexy if they look like a little boy. If you want to look like a school boy, go ahead and get a pixie cut. But don’t stop there. The look isn’t complete until you also get a set of baggy overalls and a pair of Doc Martens. You can accessorize further with a slingshot in your back pocket. There, now you’re dressed to impress.

Critically Rated at 2/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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