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Slipping On a Banana Peel

Watch any old funny movie or comedic TV show and it’s practically guaranteed that somebody will end up slipping on a banana peel and fall on their ass. It’s one of the oldest gags in the book. It’s comical. It’s unlikely. But it does happen in real life. I’ve personally witnessed it. I saw a girl slip on a discarded banana peel that was left on the sidewalk. She fell down and she fell down hard. It was hysterically gratifying. You don’t think that it happens but it does. Slipping on a banana peel is an actual possibility. Be aware. You don’t want to die of losing traction from the remnants of a fruit. That would be a terrible way to go out and would be a terrible addition to your tombstone inscription. Nobody can feel bad for you because they’d be laughing too hard.

Critically Rated at 6/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young


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Naked Berry Blast

Naked Berry Blast is a 100% juice smoothie with no added sugar, no preservatives, and it’s also vegan and gluten free. Despite all those drawbacks, it’s still a tasty beverage. Each Naked smoothie has an itemized breakdown of the fruits included. Berry Blast has 5 blackberries, 4 raspberries, 4 strawberries, 3 ½ apples, and ½ banana. You can taste the berries more than you can taste the apples and the banana. Blackberries and raspberries go well together, and strawberries make everything better, so it’s a pretty solid flavor medley. It tastes good and it’s good for you. It’s hard to beat that kind of winning combination.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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