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Not Bringing Enough Cash

I work in the service industry. I rely on tips to make a living and cash is my preferred method of payment. I also live in San Francisco, and that means that there’s always something to do and it always costs more money than it should. Sometimes I end up not bringing enough cash. That sucks. It means that I failed at sticking to my budget. It also means that I have to hunt down an ATM, and I have to pay fees if I can’t find my bank’s ATM somewhere. Not only do I forget to bring cash, I get fined for it. It’s a slight inconvenience, but it’s still an inconvenience. Bah, why does life have to be so hard?

Critically Rated at 7/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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ATM Machine

When smart people need money they go to the ATM. When dumb people need money they go to the ATM machine. I lose respect for anyone who says “ATM Machine.” It’s like they are going out of their way to be stupid. ATM usually stands for Automated Teller Machine, so you’re saying Automated Teller Machine Machine and that’s retarded. There is an exception: sometimes ATM stands for “Ass to Mouth.” If that’s the ATM you’re referring to, then it’s ok to say ATM machine. It’s acceptable as long as it’s descriptive and not redundant.
Critically Rated at 4/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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