I went for a hike the other day. I was walking at a leisurely pace, taking tons of pictures of plants, trees, and wildlife. I was by myself and enjoying every minute of it. That is until two middle-aged ladies appeared on the trail behind me and shattered the peace and quiet. They weren’t talking loud or being rude, but one of them was wearing pants that made an audible swishing sound with each step she took. You could hear a swish swish whenever she made a stride. I don’t know if she was just inconsiderate or simply clueless, but it takes a special kind of person to wear pants that swish when you walk on a ten-mile hike. I’m not a violent person but I wanted to smash her in the face and it would have been completely justified. Swish pants should be illegal. These are the types of issues that politicians should be focusing on.
Critically Rated at 4/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young