Bowling Shoes

I went to the bowling alley a few weeks ago with some friends. One of them brought a pair of bowling shoes. We assumed that she must have been a good bowler if she had bowling shoes. This is why you just never assume anything about anybody. Because she sucked. She sucked big time. She got more gutter balls than pins. It sounds funny, but it was painful to watch. It was pathetic to watch. She sucked. She sucked hard. She sucked harder than, oh, let’s say Madonna on Dennis Rodman’s dick and that’s saying something. That’s not a timely reference but it will do.
Critically Rated at 6/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young


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