Snoring is when you make loud noises when you’re breathing while sleeping. It might annoy the people that have to deal with your sleeping ass, but it’s completely natural and nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, it makes you seem more manly and that’s always good unless you happen to be a chick. I snore. It’s hereditary. My dad has Sleep Apnea. That means he stops breathing while he’s sleeping for a few minutes at a time. That also means I probably do the same thing. The only difference is that he has a machine that crams air into his lungs while he’s in slumber while I have to suffer through the night. Well not me, only the people that happen to be sleeping in the same room as me. They lose sleep as I sleep. It’s not much of a compromise but it benefits me. And that suits me just fine.
Critically Rated at 10/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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