Lazy River

A lazy river is a narrow and shallow pool with that flows like a river. They usually form a giant, winding loop. You typically find them at waterparks and nice resorts/hotels. Most of them have a slow moving current, perfect for drifting on with a tube or going for a casual swim. It’s also fun to lounge by the edge of the lazy river, catching some sun and watching a never-ending parade of people going by. Most of them also have waterfalls or fountains thrown in for good measure. It’s always funny watching people in a pool trying to avoid getting wet. Maybe swimming wasn’t such a great choice if you wanted to keep your hair dry. The biggest downside to lazy rivers is that they are really popular, so they are always crowded. And you know that there are a lot of people peeing in it. It might be diluted, but you’re still swimming in a giant toilet. Try not to think about it and don’t swallow the water.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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