Father’s Day (day, not the shitty movie)

Today is Father’s Day, a day in which you honor your father by giving him a necktie that he will never wear. Most families have their own Father’s Day traditions, like eating at a moderately priced restaurant, going to the movies, fishing or hunting, or simply going for a drive. It’s just a day to let your pops know that you’re glad he put his penis in your mom and ejaculated all those years ago. You can also thank him for raising you, supporting you financially, and for putting up with all the bullshit things you did growing up. Father’s Day can also be a sore subject for some people. Some people can’t celebrate it, some people don’t want to. But if you have a chance (or even the slightest inkling), you should call your dad and have a chat.

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young


Filed under Random Rants

2 responses to “Father’s Day (day, not the shitty movie)

  1. Your Auntie Noreen does not like your penis remark…sounds like you feel like you were just a pleasurable whim your Dad had, it does not sound like you are very happy to be here. Otherwise, I like it.

    • I think you missed the point. It sounds cynical, but I’m trying to say that it’s dumb to have a designated day to tell your dad that you love him. My language is harsh and blunt, but you have to read between the lines to get the message sometimes.

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