The Fake Mustache Trend

I’ve been experiencing the Outside Lands festival the last few days, and I’ve noticed a disturbing new trend. A lot of girls were rocking fake mustaches. I don’t know why. Maybe they think it’s fun and charming. Maybe they want to deter guys from talking to them. Either way it looks stupid. Most guys can’t even pull off real mustaches, what makes you think you can? I don’t understand the fake mustache trend. Fake sideburns are way cooler, and nothing tops a faux Lincoln beard.

Critically Rated at 5/17

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One response to “The Fake Mustache Trend

  1. Mo

    Dude.. I have been WAiting for someone to comment on this kitsch ass cliche crap. Even when dudes do something with some form of fake mustache that just double hella doesn’t work

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