There comes a time in your life when you have to stand for something, and I’ve decided that I’m bringing wiener back. It was an awesome insult on the playground that we stopped using as we gradually learned harsher cuss words and better comebacks. But it still holds merit, and more importantly, it’s fun to say. Try it. Refer to your roommates as those wieners that you live with. See how good that feels? See how liberating it is? Go up to a random guy on the street and call him a wiener. He’ll either start laughing or he’ll beat the shit out of you. He’ll just be confused most likely. It’s interchangeable with asshole, but not as scathing. It’s a friendlier way of saying fuck you. And it’s coming back. I’ve decided it.
Critically Rated at 15/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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