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Cell Phone Wallet Case

A cell phone wallet case is exactly what it sounds like. It’s cell phone case that doubles as a wallet (or maybe it’s a wallet that doubles as a cell phone case). It sounds like a convenient way to keep organized, but it’s a terrible idea. It makes it way to easy to lose all your valuables in one fell swoop. Cell phone wallet cases are an invitation to thieves. You only have to turn your back for one second to have someone snatch your phone, cash, driver’s license, credit cards, baby pictures, and Jamba Juice 2-for1 coupon. And you were only one punch away from a free burrito too. Now you have to call the bank to cancel your cards and that’s hard to do when you have no phone. So you have to get a new phone and that’s hard to do when you have no money. Then you have to go to the DMV to get a new license and wait in line for half a day, kicking and cursing yourself the whole time for getting that damn cell phone wallet case.

Critically Rated at 5/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Triple Pat

Before you leave the house, it’s vital to perform the triple pat. You pat down your three pockets to ensure that you have your keys, phone, and wallet. Your night will be ruined without any of those essentials. You can’t buy or do anything without money or credit cards. You can’t call any friends or Instagram your cocktail without your phone. And you’re locked out if you forget your keys, and that’s a shitty way to end the night. Make it a habit to do the triple pat and you’ll go far in life.

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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