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Ugly Couple PDA

I was on the train going to work yesterday and the couple sitting in front of me could not keep their hands off each other. He kept pulling her hair back and kissing her neck, he was constantly rubbing her back or grabbing her knee, they were getting pretty hot and heavy, and I was started to feel uncomfortable. It wasn’t because of their Public Display of Affection; it was because they were an ugly couple. They were both disgustingly repulsive-looking human beings. I don’t even want to look at one ugly person, much less see two ugly people sucking each other’s face. I have nothing against PDA per se, provided that the persons doing the PDA are pretty and pleasant to look at. Ugly couple PDA is never acceptable. Pretty people can do whatever they want.

Critically Rated at 7/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Ugly Christmas Sweaters

People have been receiving ugly Christmas sweaters from their grandmas for years. They were gaudy, tacky, horrible looking things that you luckily only had to wear once before you could hide it in the back of your closet. But somewhere along the way some enterprising party animal decided that an ugly Christmas sweater should be something to embrace instead of embarrassed of. Not much is known about the first ugly Christmas sweater party, except that there was eggnog, fruitcake, and a sexy incident involving mistletoe and reindeer antlers. The party was a rousing success, and ugly Christmas sweater parties soon became a staple of the holiday season. There’s food and drinks and everyone looks terrible. It’s good times. If you have to borrow an ugly sweater from someone, I would advise you to tell them that it’s just a regular Christmas sweater party.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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