Have you ever waited a few weeks before cutting your toenail? And been pleasantly surprised at how big it is? Not just how big, but how smooth and perfectly formed it is? I made that! That came from me! I am a man. This is the closest to the miracle of giving birth that I can experience. Thank God. Well trimmed toenail clippings are little man babies.
If you are a little, old Asian lady, you clip your toenails on the bus. And you always sit next to me. You are gross.
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