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Cheers Tap Down

I drink beer and I drink socially. That means that I usually do a toast or cheers a few times a week. I’ll go to the bar with a friend, order a couple of beers, and will raise our glasses to one thing or another. I’ve noticed that every time I clink my glass against another, I tap the table with my glass before I take a sip. I can’t help it. It’s built in. It’s an automatic reflex. I call it the Cheers Tap Down. Maybe you have a better name for it. Good for you. You should write a blog post about it. Maybe I will read it.

I don’t know when I picked up the habit of tapping my glass down before I drink it. I might have gotten it from my European friends (do they do that in Europe?). I might have gotten it by mimicking cool people. Either way, I do it now instinctually. It feels weird if I don’t do it. I like to think of it as a way of wishing for good luck, like knocking on wood or something. Cheers to you, one for the homies, and a sip for me. The Cheers Tap Down. Try it once and you’ll never go back to normal toasting again.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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A Toast

A toast is when you raise your glasses in commemoration of something. You’ll clink your drinking in order to celebrate a special occasion or event. Often times someone will give a short speech in honor of a graduation, promotion, birthday, anniversary, or any old excuse to drink and be merry. You don’t need a reason to get drunk, but it’s nice to have one. Drinking should be a social event and a toast can confirm the comradery. You always have something in your life to be thankful for. Drink to that.

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Toasters

A toaster is a kitchen appliance that causes a chemical reaction capable of converting bread into toast using the miracle of science. It also has the capability to warm up bagels, Pop-Tarts, and Toaster Strudels. It can make fireworks and sparks if you drop a knife into it. Toasters are a pretty impressive piece of technology. They can do almost anything that involves heating up thin pieces of baked goods. They are versatile like that. Some toasters pop the toast up into the when it’s done toasting. Those are the fun toasters. All the other ones are lame.
Critically Rated at 12/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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