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A toaster is a kitchen appliance that causes a chemical reaction capable of converting bread into toast using the miracle of science. It also has the capability to warm up bagels, Pop-Tarts, and Toaster Strudels. It can make fireworks and sparks if you drop a knife into it. Toasters are a pretty impressive piece of technology. They can do almost anything that involves heating up thin pieces of baked goods. They are versatile like that. Some toasters pop the toast up into the when it’s done toasting. Those are the fun toasters. All the other ones are lame.
Critically Rated at 12/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young


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Garlic Bread

Yesterday was Super Bowl Sunday and I didn’t want to show up to the party empty handed. I stopped by the grocery store on the way there to grab some beer and something to munch on. Grabbing the beer was the easy part, I just snagged a 12-bottle variety pack with IPA, Pale Ale, and a Belgian White. Deciding what food to bring was the hard part. I didn’t want to bring chips and dip or anything cliché like that. I wanted something tasty that was easy to prepare. I almost got a cheese platter and a tub of potato salad, but then I saw a sale on premade garlic bread. All you had to do was throw it in the oven and a few minutes later you would have deliciousness. So I bought a few loaves and it was a hit. Nobody can refuse a slice of freshly toasted garlic bread. It smells like magic and it tastes like a miracle. It’s a great side or appetizer. An added bonus is that it wards off vampires and drives the ladies crazy.

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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