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Two-Year-Old in a Stroller

            The other day I saw a two-year-old in a stroller. It was pretty distressing. This was a toddler, not a baby, and he was confined to a stroller despite being perfectly capable of walking. He didn’t have special needs or any disabilities. He just had really lazy parents with no desire to parent. They are raising him to be lazy and reliant on other people at the cost of his self-dependency. To each their own, but they are really fucking him up for life.

            Critically Rated at 9/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Dog Stroller

I was chilling in the park the other week and noticed an old lady walking her dog. The dog was in a stroller. It was a dog stroller. It was in a stroller for dogs. So she was walking the dog, but the dog wasn’t walking. It’s just sitting there in a stroller like a fucking baby. Dogs are not babies. They are domesticated wolves. They like to walk. They like to run. That’s what’s natural for them. A dog stroller is an abomination. I felt bad for the dog and I felt worse for the lady. She obviously has no family or friends, because anyone who truly cared about her would have talked some sense into her a long time ago. Walking your dog in a stroller is like running to the gym to walk on the treadmill. It makes no fucking sense and is counterproductive. I don’t like dog strollers and I hate the people that stroll them.

Critically Rated at 2/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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