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Spilling a Drink on Somebody

If you spend enough time in bars, eventually you’ll end up spilling a drink on somebody. That’s a big deal. It’s enough to start a fight. It’s enough to make Aaron Hernandez come after you. The most important thing about spilling a drink on somebody is how you react to it. Your reaction is key. If you spill a drink and are instantly remorseful, you are more likely to be forgiven. If you spill a drink and are casual about it, be prepared to offer to buy them a drink to make things right. If you spill a drink and laugh about it, shit has the potential to go down. It’s no use crying over spilled milk, but spilled booze gets people all worked up. If you spill a drink on somebody, you better own up to it. You should apologize and mean it, help them get cleaned up, and then buy them another drink. Try not to spill that one on them.

Critically Rated at 7/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Spilling Beer on Yourself

I drink beer a lot. I consider myself to be pretty good at it. Sometimes I get all of it into my mouth. Sometimes I dribble on my shirt a little bit. Spilling beer on yourself is going to happen, you can’t avoid it. The more people that are present, the more likely you are to spill on yourself. You just have to wipe your mouth off and hope no one notices the wet spot on your shirt. It’s not embarrassing if everyone does it.

Critically Rated at 7/17

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