I had a friend in high school who would ask me for a slice of gum almost every single day. Not a stick of gum. A slice of gum. That’s what he called it. He knew what he was doing because he would also ask for a slice of paper during class. He liked to call things slices I guess. And he really liked asking for stuff too. Anyway, slice of gum sounds better. I think that’s what it should be called. He was really onto something there. Anyone can have a stick of gum or a piece of gum. I want a slice. A slice of gum would really hit the spot.
Critically Rated at 15/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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