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Bee Sting

A bee sting is when you place a rubber band directly over your victim, stretch it out, and let it snap on to their bare skin. It hurts. It stings. Like a bee sting. Hence the name. Bee sting. It makes sense. Just don’t think about it too hard or your brain will start to hurt. A bee sting is like snapping a towel at your friend. You don’t do it to win a fight. You’re not trying to hurt them. You’re simply trying to cause them some minor discomfort and get a cheap laugh out of it. Doing a bee sting will inevitably lead to retribution because they will want to get you back and they have the right to do so. They deserve revenge, especially if it was unprovoked and it usually is. Don’t dish it out if you can’t handle it in return. If it seems childish, it’s because it is.

Critically Rated at 9/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Shooting Rubber Bands at People

Rubber bands are useful for a lot of things. They hold produce together. You can use them to seal up a plastic bag. You can make a rubber band ball. You can keep your hair out of your face. But the best thing to do is to shoot them at other people. You wrap it around your fingers and thumb, take aim, and let that fucker fly. Try to aim for the chest, because it sucks when you get someone in the eye. They get blinded and you feel bad for a few days. But shooting rubber bands at people is not something to ignore. You have to do it. It’s a compulsion, an obligation to weaponize mundane objects. It’s the American way.

Critically Rated at 12/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Rubber Band Ball

A Rubber band ball is a ball made of rubber bands. Some people wrap rubber bands around a superball or a core object. That is not a real rubber band ball. A real rubber band ball is made of just rubber bands. You have to constantly add rubber bands because the rubber bands will start to break apart. Very few things are as tragic as the inevitable decline of a ball of rubber bands.

I’ve had a rubber band ball since 1997. I had a handful of rubber bands in my pocket (for general mischief like beestings and launching wads of paper) and somehow the rubber bands formed a perfect ball. It was fate. It created itself. I just needed to help it grow. I don’t add rubber bands to it for months at a time, but every now and then I have to provide a maintenance layer. Fifteen years later and it’s bigger than a softball. Rubber band balls are better than paper clip chains.

Critically Rated at 15/17

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