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Cleaning Your Room

Cleaning your room is one of the first steps to being a responsible adult. Your parents constantly nagged you to clean up your room when you were growing up and you hated them for it. Then at a certain point in middle school you realize that a messy room is kind of embarrassing. You would tidy up and try to make it look presentable before friends came over. Then you grew up and went to college and realized that your roommate doesn’t like it when you leave your shit all over the place. So you started really cleaning your room, mostly to be respectful to your roommate, but also so that any late-night hookups wouldn’t change their mind when they see how you live. Cleaning your room is important. It’s just a shitty chore that never ends.

Critically Rated at 7/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Bills Aren’t Optional

So my roommate is one of my best friends since high school. I’ve known him for more than ten years and have lived with him for five years. He’s the same age as me, give or take a few months. We grew up in the same town, in the same time, with the same people. And somehow he never learned that bills aren’t optional. When the cable company sends you a bill, you have to pay that shit if you want to keep watching TV. That’s how it works. If you want to have a roof over your head, you need to pay fucking rent. I don’t make the rules. But I follow them. Because I like having a roof over my head and I like watching TV.

Critically Rated at 8/17

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