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Laura Linney’s Boobs in Love Actually

The holidays are here once again, and that means my girlfriend wants to watch Love Actually everyday. She put it on the other day and she started watching it with our roommate. She kept trying to get me to watch it with them, but I’ve seen it before and didn’t want to suffer through it again. At one point in the movie, Laura Linney takes off her shirt and has a brief nude scene. My girlfriend mentioned that Laura Linney’s boobs were on screen thinking that would entice me to watch it.

It definitely did not. I think I can speak for all straight males when I say that Laura Linney’s boobs are not a selling point. They do nothing to attract an audience. It’s a big waste of a nude scene. Especially when other cast members include Keira Knightly, January Jones, Elisha Cuthbert, Claudia Schiffer, Denise Richards, and Shannon Elizabeth. But somehow they thought we wanted to see Laura Linney’s boobs? I don’t get it. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go watch American Pie. Or maybe Wild Things. They have nude scenes that sell a movie.

Critically Rated at 4/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Naked and Afraid (TV Show)

Naked and Afraid is a Discovery Channel reality show. Each episode follows two survivalists (a guy and a girl) spending twenty-one days in the wilderness naked. They really are naked and afraid, get it? The survivalists are strangers and they first meet each other in the wilderness and in the buff. They each get to bring one item along. Most of the time they take a fire starter or a machete, but one bitch brought a pot. Of all the things that you can bring, she brought a fucking pot. Oy. So they get dropped off in the wilderness and then they have to get to know each other while building a shelter, starting a fire, and looking for food. Some of the personalities are bound to conflict and that makes for some good reality TV.

Naked and Afraid goes all over the world. They go to jungles, remote islands, swamps, coasts, deserts, and grasslands. Each episode is always two new survivalists, so there are always new characters to love or hate and it always seems fresh. It’s not a contest. They aren’t trying to compete. They are just trying to survive the wilderness and each other for three weeks. Sometimes they get along great, and sometimes they butt heads. Sometimes they succeed, and sometimes someone taps out. It’s always entertaining. It proves that nudity makes reality shows better.

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young


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