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Cooking Microwavable Food in the Oven 

 I like to eat food but I’m not much of a cook. I usually go out for dinner or get microwavable food. I don’t cook it in the microwave though. I cook it in the oven. It takes a lot longer but it makes it tastes more like real food. And there’s less radiation involved. A lot of people don’t seem to realize that you can cook most microwavable food in the oven but if you flip over your box of Hot Pockets you’ll see that they have directions for microwave ovens and for conventional ovens. Toaster ovens are shit out of luck though. The only major downside to cooking microwavable food in the oven is that you’re still eating microwavable food. Nothing beats a home cooked meal.
 Critically Rated at 11/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Not Clearing the Microwave

My roommate has an annoying habit. He will pop something in the microwave and nuke it for a few minutes and then just pop open the microwave door before it beeps. He can’t wait the last 3 seconds I guess. That part doesn’t annoy me. The annoying part is that when I want to use the microwave I have to clear it before I can use the microwave. Why should I have to prepare the microwave if I want to use it? That’s like having to screw in a light bulb before you flip the switch. I should be able to just put my bag of popcorn in the microwave and hit the popcorn button. Now I have to hit two buttons? I just doubled my workload because he is too impatient too wait 3 seconds and too inconsiderate to clear it. Not clearing the microwave should be punishable by death.

Critically Rated at 3/17

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