A lazy day is even better than a day off. You typically have a few errands and chores to do on your days off. But sometimes you have a day off where you don’t have to do anything, when you can procrastinate and be lazy the whole day. You’ll start by sleeping in a few extra hours. Then you’ll lie in bed reading or surfing the net for a few hours before you get up. You might pour yourself some cereal or stick a Hot Pocket in the microwave because you’re hungry but you’re not going to cook. You don’t take a shower because you’re not planning on impressing anybody. You don’t put on shoes because you’re not even going outside to check the mail. It’s a lazy day and nothing is going to get accomplished by design. It’s a good time to catch up on your TV shows, play a videogame, or watch that movie that you keep putting off. Fighting boredom while sitting on your ass is the epitome of a lazy day and the American way.
Critically Rated at 13/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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