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Spiked Hair and Hoodies

I have spiked hair and I wear hoodies. The two don’t really get along. If you try to put a hoodie on over spiked hair, you end up crushing your hair and destroying your spikes. I’ve learned that it’s best to put on your hoodie and then spike your hair. It’s a lot easier to take off a hoodie without destroying your spikes than it is to put one on. You can’t really wear the hood when you have spiked hair, but the hood is mostly for looks anyway. So is spiked hair though. You can’t do anything with your spikes. They aren’t like antlers or anything. You can’t use them to fight off other males looking for female attention. I realize now that spiked hair and hoodies isn’t the most logical fashion choice, but spiked hair looks cool and hoodies are comfy as fuck so I’m not changing. You can keep your bald head and cardigans.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

Photo on 2-11-15 at 12.03 PM #3

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Uneven Drawstrings

I’m wearing a hoodie with uneven drawstrings and it’s driving me crazy. The left side is about an inch higher than the right side, so I will tug on the string to try and even it out, and then the right side will end up being higher than the left side. So then I tug on the right side and then the left side ends up higher than the right side. The more I try to fix it, the worse it gets. I’ve been playing with my drawstrings for about five minutes now and I’m starting to get frustrated. I’ll put on my hood, pull on a drawstring and scrunch up my hood while pulling on the other drawstring to balance it out. But it’s not working. I will get them to be almost even, but they still aren’t satisfactory, so I just keeping pulling and tugging and trying to even them out. Another few minutes of this drawstring purgatory and I will bust out the scissors and snip away my problems. In the meantime I will blog about uneven drawstrings.

Critically Rated at 5/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Wearing Headphones on the Inside of Your Jacket

It seems today like everybody has an iPod or MP3 player or some portable music device. Half the people you see on the street are wearing headphones, and it’s become a fashion statement. And the best way to rock your headphones is wear the headphone on the inside of your jacket. It’s more streamlined and keeps that damned dangling wire from getting tangled up. It won’t get wrapped up around a random object. It won’t get snagged on something and ripped out of the jack. It’s practical and it looks good… what more do you want? Wearing your headphones on the inside of your jacket or hoodie is the only way to go. Get on it.

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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