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Ravenclaw

This house is full of smart and clever people. This is the nerd house of Hogwarts and they are tri Lams (that’s a Revenge of the Nerds reference, anyone? No? K, nevermind). Hermione Granger was almost in this house. That’s how you know that smart ones go here. All the other houses require a password to get into their dorms, but Ravenclaws must answer a constantly changing riddle to gain entrance. Cho Chang is the best known Ravenclaw. If you aren’t in Gryffindor or Slytherin, you want to be in this house.

Critically Rated at 12/17.

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Gryffindor

The brave and noble come to this house. Everyone wants to be a hero or at least decent and nice. If you want to stand up to evil and stand up for what is right, than this is the house for you. Notable Gryffindors include Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and motherfucking HARRY POTTER. This is the best house at Hogwarts, and they are winners. We like winners.

Critically Rated at 15/17.

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