There wasn’t enough caffeine in soda and coffee, so they came out with energy drinks. And those weren’t unhealthy enough so they came out with 5-Hour Energy. There are a few foul flavors available that don’t taste anything like the fruit they claim to be, Grape in this case. I’m pretty sure you’ve had a 5-Hour Energy or at least seen their lame infomercials. They say you get hours of energy now with no crash later. That’s bullshit. You will crash harder than Ryan Dunn. They straight up claim that you can drink this everyday. That’s bullshit. You will get heart murmurs and die and people will assume you just died of a drug overdose and no one will go to your funeral because they think that you gave up on life.
These things are ok to drink every once in a while. If you drink the whole thing at once you will get really jittery. They are smaller than a Red Bull, but Red Bull is better. Cocaine is also better. It’s probably healthier for you too.
Critically Rated at 9/17
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