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Cheese and Crackers

            You got invited to a dinner party and you’re not quite sure what to bring. Beer and wine are always acceptable, but everyone brings beer and wine. You can’t go wrong by bringing some fancy cheese and crackers. It’s an appreciated hors d’oeuvre. It’s something to nibble on while you sip your booze and make idle conversation. There are so many great types of cheese out there; you have to try them all to find out which ones you prefer. Generally speaking, the more it stinks, the better it tastes. If you’re bad at choosing cheese, you can always grab a premade platter. They will have a few types of cheese, some crackers, and salami or pepperoni. Some of the fancier ones might include olives or grapes. You can’t go wrong with cheese and crackers. Even if you don’t know how to cook, you can still make a good impression with a decent cheese platter.

            Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

 

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Bringing Wine to a Dinner Party

As you get older and more mature, you start to transition from keggers to dinner parties. Once you start going to dinner parties, you can’t show up empty handed. You can bring a dish or a dessert, but you’re better off bringing a bottle of wine. And you’ll be more popular too. People like booze. It’s a social lubricant. Bringing a bottle of wine to a dinner party makes you look classy. Bringing a box of wine makes you look like an asshole. Stick with the bottle.

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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