Just when you thought that Tapped Out couldn’t get more addicting, they released the Whacking Day upload. It’s a welcome homage to a classic episode, but there is way too much shit going on. You normally just have to click on stationary objects to get money and XP. Now you have to click on moving targets. That’s way too much hand eye coordination for a casual gamer such as myself. You click on snakes and snake eggs and eventually you unlock more shit. You feel a vague sense of accomplishment when you accomplish a mission, then you get a new assignment and the cycle continues. It’s the same old Tapped Out, but it’s snake related. And you can say you were whacking off on your break without feeling dirty.
Critically Rated at 12/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young