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Sharing a Cab

Once or twice a week I will go out for drinks with a few coworkers at the end of a late shift. We go to the local dive bar, have a few rounds, and leave around closing time. Then we have the unfortunate task of going back home. We call a cab, pile in, and tell him that we will be making a few stops but we will tip well. We bicker over where to go first and who will be dropped off last. It’s important to communicate with each other and the driver, which is easier said than done because everyone is slightly wasted. The first person to get dropped off never pays as much as they should and they slip away before anyone notices. The second and third people to get dropped off pay more to compensate for the first person not contributing what they should have. And the last person to get dropped off doesn’t have to pay as much because of the second and third person overcompensating, but they have to ride alone with the cab driver and apologize for everyone else’s behavior. This is the joy that is a shared cab ride. But it beats taking the bus.

Critically Rated at 8/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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An Efficient Cab Driver

I live in the Sunset District of San Francisco and that means that cab drivers hate me. I live too far away and it’s not profitable for them to take me all the way out there. But they have to take me because it’s the law and I don’t take any bullshit. That’s when you seen an angry and bitter cabbie show off his driving skills. He switches lanes and maneuvers around cars with graceful ease. He screeches to a halt at stop signs at the last possible moment, and guns the engine after the briefest of moments. He starts mumbling and groaning and tapping his hands on the steering wheel when he gets stuck at a red light and then he floors it a half second before the light changes to green. An efficient cab driver is like a machine; he’s all about getting the job down as quickly and with as much precision as possible. Every second matters and he wastes absolutely no time in getting you from Point A to Point B as fast as he can. Don’t confuse an efficient cab driver with a rude driver; he’s just trying to get another fare as soon as he’s able to. It’s all about the turn and burn.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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