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A Stupid Girl Brown Bagging It

I’m constantly amazed by the stupidity of people. Earlier today I saw a stupid girl brown bagging it on the bus. I know that she was stupid because she didn’t know how to brown bag it. She would take her forty out of the bag, take a sip, and put it back in the bag. That kind of defeats the whole purpose of brown bagging it. You don’t want people to know that you have booze. That’s why you put it in the brown bag. If you don’t know how to drink it public, you shouldn’t drink in public.

Critically Rated at 3/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Steel Reserve

This is an 8.1% High Gravity lager. When you gotta get drunk on a budget, you gotta get a forty. If you get a forty, you might as well get a strong one. Don’t forget the paper bag. Forties taste awful, but if you drink them from a bag you look cool, and that’s worth something. This is a decent forty, it is more drinkable than some, but you’re not looking for good taste, you are looking for a good buzz. This can get you drunk, and that’s all I expect from malt liquor.

Critically Rated at 11/17

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