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Brain Fart

Your phone buzzes, you go to answer it, but then your mind goes blank and you completely forget your passcode. You can’t remember it at all. It starts to drive you crazy. You know your passcode by heart. You enter it into your phone every fifteen minutes. And for some reason you can’t recall those four simple digits for the life of you. You’re having a brain fart. That’s when you forget something that you know you know, like your Social Security number or what you need to make a BLT. Brain farts happen all the time. Can’t remember your kindergarten teacher’s name? Brain fart. Can’t find your fork until you look at your hand? Brain fart. Can’t remember who wrote Harry Potter? Brain fart. Can’t remember why you walked into a room? Brain fart. They are a part of life. Get used to them. All you can do is hope that you’re not on a game show when your brain starts farting.

Critically Rated at 8/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Forgetting Why You Walked Into a Room

You’re sitting in the living room and you get up to grab your phone charger from your room. You walk down the hall, confident that you’ll succeed with this easy mission. You go into your room and glance around before realizing you don’t know what you’re looking for. You’ll ask yourself out loud, “What the hell did I come in here for?” You start picking up random objects in the hope that something will click. Something about walking through a doorway causes a brain fart and you experience a temporary bout of Alzheimer’s. Forgetting why you walked into a room can drive you crazy. But if you go back to the original room and think real hard, you might remember your fucking phone charger.

Critically Rated at 8/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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