It’s a hot day, you’re running around, and you’re wearing jeans. You just inadvertently made a big batch of ball soup. Ball soup is as disgusting as it sounds. The main ingredients include your scrotum and sweat, with copious amounts of body odor thrown in. It’s pretty nasty and gets pretty rank. Ball soup is not something you want to see on the menu. It’s the main reason I avoid whitey tighties. Catching a whiff of ball soup will make you swear off the gym forever. They should invent a deodorant for down there. They should call it Scrote and it should be cedar-scented, a slightly musky scent that’s not overbearing. I’ve thought about this too much. Let’s end by saying that ball soup is gross.
Critically Rated at 5/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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