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Shock Top Wheat IPA

Anheuser-Busch presents Shock Top Wheat IPA. It’s a very refreshing IPA variant. It has a hefty 5.8% alcohol content, more than most wheat beers, but less than most IPAs. It’s unfiltered, which helps gives it more of a wheat beer taste than an IPA. It is a perfect hybrid of the two… if you aren’t sure if you want a Hefe/Blue Moon or an IPA, this is the beer for you. Decisions are hard to make when just wanna be drunk, so get this and start drinking.

Critically Rated at 13/17

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Bud Light Platinum

There used to be a very simple test to determine one’s cheapness. If a person goes to a bar or restaurant and orders a Bud Light, they are cheap. Ordering a Bud Light is one step up from ordering an ice water, a bunch of lemons, and a shit ton of sugar packets to make your own lemonade. But now there is Bud Light Platinum, and as much as I love to bash Bud drinkers, this is the new light beer of choice. It has a hefty 6% alcohol content, and it still tastes like a light beer. Bottom line is that it is super drinkable and that alcohol percentage will sneak up on you. Anheuser-Busch finally realized that giving Bud Light a wheaty or lime flavor isn’t nearly as awesome as making a light beer that will fuck you up faster.

Critically Rated at 14/17

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