Creaky Floorboards 

 I like my room. It’s big, I have a walk in closet, it has three windows, and there is enough space to do all kinds of activities. But it has creaky floorboards. And I have downstairs neighbors. So sometimes I feel bad when I walk around. And I have to remind myself that I shouldn’t have to feel bad about walking around in my room. After all, it’s my fucking room. I can walk around if I want to. I still try to be courteous though. I kind of know the spots on the floor that creak and I try to avoid stepping on them. I also try to take off my shoes when I come home and walk softly. But there’s no stopping creaky floorboards, they’re going to creak. That’s what they do. They are fucking creaky floorboards. You just gotta deal with it and hope that your downstairs neighbors can too. They can always retaliate with thumping the ceiling with a broomstick if need be. Don’t feel too bad.  Critically Rated at 7/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young 

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