It’s 2016 now. 2015 is over and done with. It’s a new year, a fresh start, and you should take advantage of it. Do things you’ve thought about doing. Go places you’ve thought about going. Talk to people you thought about talking to. Eat things you’ve thought about eating. Drink things you’ve thought about drinking. Watch stuff on Netflix that you thought about watching. Trying things you’ve thought about trying (that sounds similar to doing things you’ve thought about doing, but there’s a difference. Just ask Yoda). Shit or get off the pot. We could all get wiped out by an asteroid or you could get hit by a bus at any second, so get rid of any lingering regrets while you have time to do it. Life is precious but not guaranteed. I’m not trying to be a bitter Betty, I’m trying to motivate you à la Shia LaBeouf. I mean it when I say “Happy New Year!”… I want your new year to be happy.
Critically Rated at 16/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young