All you need in life is duct tape and WD-40 and you can solve practically any problem. If something moves and it’s not supposed to, use duct tape. It something doesn’t move and it’s supposed to, use WD-40. Duct tape is the best type of tape because it’s strong, flexible, and extra sticky. Plus it looks cool as fuck and you can use it to make duct tape wallets or tacky prom dresses. WD-40 is a penetrating oil and water-displacing spray. It has the power to stop squeaks, drive out moisture, loosen rusted parts, and can fix stuck zippers. My sister’s fiancé is an engineer. I gave him duct tape and WD-40 as Christmas gift one year. He told me it was a great gift; that it was practically all he needed to do his job. Ever since then, whenever somebody asks me what they should get for their dad, boyfriend, or husband, I tell them duct tape and WD-40. It’s always a solid and useful gift.
Critically Rated at 14/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young