Drawing Dicks on Magazine Covers

I was lounging in the break room the other day at work. I had five minutes before I had to clock in and I had to kill some time. There was a copy of some celebrity gossip magazine on the table. There was also a sharpie on the table. It was only natural that I spent the remainder of my break using the Sharpie to draw dicks on the cover of the celebrity gossip magazine. Anyone can draw a dick on a magazine cover and get a laugh out of it, but you have to be somewhat clever. You have to look at the celebrity’s expression and determine where to place the dick for maximum effectiveness. The illustrated penis doesn’t always have to be touching the celebrity’s face. Sometimes the celebrity is looking at a dick and sometimes they are trying to avoid looking at a dick. But you also don’t want to spend too much time drawing the dicks. You want it to be crude and badly drawn. You’re not making art, you’re vandalizing. It’s important to remember that.

Critically Rated at 12/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young


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