Want to be the life of the party? All you have to do is walk into a clear glass door in front of everybody. Everyone will laugh and cheer and point at you. It will be all they talk about the next day. It will be the only thing they remember about that party twenty years from now. Nobody will let you live it down. You’ll be that guy who walked into a clear glass door for the rest of your life. Walking into a clear glass door is a great way to achieve immortality. Your head might hurt for a minute, but your legacy will never die. Oh well, it’s better to be remembered for something stupid than to be forgotten by everybody. Own up to it and embrace it.
Critically Rated at 8/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young