May 27th is Sunscreen Protection Day, a holiday that reminds you that the sun is actively trying to kill you with cancer rays. Not only does sunscreen block danger ultraviolet rays, it helps to keep your skin from aging. Nobody wants sunspots and wrinkles. Sunscreen was invented by a guy named Franz Greiter in 1946. Before that, people simply didn’t go outside. The invention of sunscreen that allowed people to leave their caves for the first time. Sunscreen is directly responsible for agriculture and the Industrial Revolution. These are the important facts that they didn’t even try to teach you in school. Make sure you celebrate Sunscreen Protection Day by rocking some SPF. Anything above 15 should suffice.
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Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young