Some people wake up feeling happy, refreshed, energized, and ready to start the day. They are called morning people, and I hate them. Their cheery demeanor pisses me off because I need two cups of coffee before I start to function. Morning people spring out of bed ready to seize the day. Morning people are always annoying, but they reach their peak annoyance levels on Mondays. Something about chipper morning people at the start of the week gets under your skin, filling your heart with hate and your head with rage. The only way to avoid morning people is to sleep in past noon. If you never experience mornings, you never have to deal with morning people.
Critically Rated at 3/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young